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lohnerism:

today i heard 2 kids talking about buying fake IDs after school and so i started eavesdropping cuz u know thats big kid stuff and then one was like “yeah but is all this really worth it like im pretty sure the fake IDs cost more than the fish we r gonna buy”

to buy fish at petco u have to be 18 or older

they were going to get fakes to buy fish

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Re-blog if you used to watch any of these shows!

weed-plnts:

reneelajolie:

noctstiel:

sammichcub:

clairekat-tveitor-tot:

dissipates:

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OMG THIS IS MY CHILDHOOD

i watched every single one of these. and still do

I would stay up til 5 am watching these shows when I was about 7 years old…

😔

Yassss

Posted 7 minutes ago

askclint:

If you are reading this, you have survived your entire life up until this point.

You have survived traumas, heartbreak, devastation, the elements, different phases of life. And here you are.

You go, motherfucker. You’re awesome.

Posted 7 minutes ago

werey0uh0nestwithy0urself:

aminaabramovic:

I don’t get these posts that go like “part of me wants to be a hot girl at the bar and the other part of me wants to read and sip tea in a bookstore”

like you can wear red lipstick and a leather jacket and sip tea and dance in the rain and go to the gym and curl up in bed and get turnt the fuck up and go to church

you can literally have it all sis

the world is yours

This is the most inspiring thing I have ever read

Posted 8 minutes ago

thetwoteddybeardoctors:

"You shouldn’t be worried about equality, women can vote!" Ah yes now I can choose which straight white man can oppress me what a time to be alive

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cosbyykidd:

blacksagegod:

hip-hop-lifestyle:

sex so good you gotta stare at the ceiling and think about your day to avoid nutting in 5 minutes

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"traffic really sucked today"

“I should probly change these light bulbs”

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"Did they ever tell us who drank Eve’s apple juice?"

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starllex:

when your mom is yelling at you to do more chores while you’re doing chores and you’re there like 

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